These things are amazing. Fried corn mash droppings uniformly coated with concentrated artificial cheese powder. The words “Krisp Delicious” that adorn the front of the package don’t even begin to describe them.

I grew up with the fluorescent orange fingers that Cheeze Kurls provide. I found out about a year ago that Cheeze Kurls are only avilable in a very small portion of the country, basically near the factory in Grand Rapids, Michigan

About a week ago, I received three bags of these in the mail from my mom. I planned on giving 2 away. Yea.

I just opened the third and final bag today. I can’t help it. I’m like Tyrone Biggums, but I have orange shit all over my mouth instead of white! I’m an addict and my mother is my dealer.

Please send more!! C’mon moms! I’m sick!