I just read this article from the Arizona Republic. Apparently there’s a restaurant in Tempe called the Heart Attack Grill. I’ve heard about this place. They have some kind of hospital theme going on there. Now why anyone would want to go to a restaurant that pretends to be a hospital is a mystery to me.

Then I saw the above article about the waitresses and looked at their website… Now I get it.

The funny thing is that the Executive Director of the Center for Nursing Advocacy Sandy Summers (a pornstar name if I ever heard one) thinks what the waitresses wear, make real nurses out to be sex objects.

All anyone has to do is walk into any hospital to see that real nurses are anything but sex objects. Saying these waitresses make real nurses out to be sex objects is like saying the waitresses at Hooters make lunch ladies out to be sex objects. It’s a VERY fair and accurate comparison and totally fucking ridiculous!

The first thing you’ll notice of any real nurse is that they don’t wear the proper sexy nurse uniforms but instead they wear the most unflattering, un-sexy clothing on the planet (next to a burqa, of course)… scrubs. It also bears mention that I’ve yet to see an actual nurse wearing heels.

Ms. Summers goes on to say “When they see these sex object images, they don’t think of us as life saving professionals, so we would encourage people to get their sexual thrills elsewhere because we’re really trying to solve the global nursing shortage.”

I would encourage Nurse Summers to really try to focus on the global nursing shortage rather than worry about what fun a restaurant is having.

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